Gantung

My new favourite song, enjoy.

Ku harus menemui cintaku
Mencari tahu hubungan kita
Apa masih atau tlah berakhir

Kau menggantungkan hubungan ini
Kau diamkan aku tanpa sebab
Maunya apa ku harus bagaimana
Kasih?
Sampai kapan kau gantung
Cerita cintaku memberi harapan
Hingga mungkin ku tak sanggup lagi
Dan meninggalkan dirimu

Detik-detik waktu pun terbuang
Teganya kau menggantung cintaku
Bicaralah biar semua pasti

Tentunya hubungan cinta denganmu
Membuat ku sakit
Hingga mungkin ku tak sanggup lagi
Dan meninggalkan dirimu

6 Great Management Lessons (JOKES)

Quite busy lately. so, i just copy some ‘lessons’ for u guys to enjoy.. so, enjoy laughing.. 😀

 

Lesson 1

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,
“Who was that?” ”
It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies. “Great!” the husband says, “did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure

Lesson 2
A priest offered a woman a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The woman said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The woman once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest apologized “Sorry, but the flesh is weak.” Arriving at their destination, the woman sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”

Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity

Lesson 3
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish.” “Me first! Me first!” says the admin clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a
speedboat, without a care in the world.” Puff! She’s gone. “Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life. Puff! He’s gone. “OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”

 

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say
Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing?” The eagle answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up

Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, “but haven’t got the energy.” “Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there

Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story: (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend (3) And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!

 

 

 

 

Saya Telah DiTag..

wah, seronoknye first time di tag dan trime kaseh kepada daoz kerna memberi peluang ini, hehehe.

1. At what age do you wish to marry?
# Err, u mean my next marriage? haha, kidding.. maybe 30 or ++

2. If you can turn into anything, what do you wish you can turn into?
# An invisible man, boleh skodeng2, hahaha…

3. If you were stranded on an desert island, who are the 3 blog buddies you would take with you? Why?
# Abbas – Boleh jadi imam,  time ni la kite patut tobat byk2…
# Judo – Die kuat, leh suh buat shelter, cari kayu api, cari makanan, pendek kata, jadi balaci la, hahaha
# Tito – Hah, die ni bleh jadi tukang masak, pandai masak die ni.

4.Where is the place that you want to go most?
# erm, i would say JAPAN.

5. If you have one dream to come true, what would it be?
# To rule the world, muahahaha..

6. Do you believe in seeing the rainbow after the rain?
# Of course la, kan time blaja sains dl dh ajar bab pembiasan.

7. What are you afraid to lose the most right now?
# Losing control of myself..

8. Do you want your first born child to be a girl or boy?
# A boy, and twin would be nice, hehehe..

9. If you meet someone you love, would you confess to him/her?
# Er, yes.. but maybe takes some time to confess, hehehe..

10. List out three good things of the person who tagged you.
# Daoz? emm.. baik ati, kacak dan disukai ramai.. hik3..

11. What colour do you like? Why?
# Hitam kegemaran ku.. nama saya RIE, hik3.. y? match ngan semua warna.

12. What type of person do you hate the most?
# B.A.C.K.S.T.A.B.B.E.R

13. What would you do if you won a million dollars?
# Bayar utang, buat modal bisnes n many more..

14. What is your ambition?
# Multi-Billionaire, hohoho..

15. If you are given a chance to meet one of your friend right now, who would it be?
# Fendy. Aku nak naruto!!!!

16. If you have a chance, which part of your character would you like to change?
# Erm, sikap ske melengah2kan keje.. very dangerous disease.

17. What would you most want to achieve right now?
# To excel my business.

18. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
# Money.

19. If there’s one thing in your life you want to do but yet unable to, what would it be?
# nak blaja sign language and playing piano. teringin sangat2…

20. Among all the questions asked, which one do u like most? Why?
# 1. y? soal kawen tu, mesti la seronok, hahaha.

And these are the next lucky persons, you have been tagged! :p

1. Raja Azrul
2. Azwan
3. Tito
4. Syafiq
5. Bob

 

 

Dark Side

I do believe that everyone in this world has their own dark side. well, at least i know i have. i may appear as “good boy” in every person’s eye that i have met, but believe me, im not that good as people expected. i have my own dark side, which i thought as the most evil ‘thing’ that ever exist in me. sometimes, without any warning, without any sign, i will had an urge to reveal this dark side, and when it happen, i will advice people around me not to get too close to me. its not a split identity or any psychological problem, its just something that makes me, me.

owh, this dark side of me has name too, but sorry, im not going to share it with u guys. This dark side of me creates most of the darkest secret that i ever possessed. so, if you wanna be fren with me, you have to accept the way i am now. if you cannot, then just walk away and no one will be hurt. thank you.